LADY J Female Urinary

Every woman with a bladder needs a LADY "J"!!!

Ladies don't need to feel left out of the "portable potty paradise" - we've got an adapter for the LITTLE JOHN designed just for you! We all know that boys and girls are made differently and what works for the anatomy of one might not for the other. Your answer to this pressing issue is the LADY "J" female urinary director adapter. Have you ever needed a restroom and found that you were in one so unsanitary it made you ill? Or perhaps you didn't even have the luxury of a restroom since you were on top of Everest or in the Alaskan Bush where restrooms are completely unavailable? LADY "J" solves this problem. How to use in case you didn't already know: attach snugly to the LITTLE JOHN, then just hold the LADY "J" in the right place for you and let 'er rip. You probably won't miss the undressing followed by the precarious balancing act, which is then followed by lots of swear words when you discover that you didn't quite hit the mark and now your pants are wet... LADY "J" is also ideal for women in the late stages of pregnancy whose bladders are being stomped on by their babies. Disabled or bedridden people also can benefit from the ease of use of this item. Also great for the lazy couch potato on your Christmas list. This can really save them valuable commercial watching time that would otherwise have been spent walking to and from the bathroom. The LADY "J" has been used successfully (and unsuccessfully we must add) by girls as young as three years old.